Finally, comedy on Twitter.
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Hors d’oeuvres are just appetizers that were notified about the dress code.
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If you like watching people sleep with their mouths open, you’re gonna love the airport.
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It’s all fun and games till your parents FaceTime you at work.
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Remembering the late, great Mitch Hedberg on his birthday. https://t.co/tv7WP6ocoL
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We’re all just looking for someone willing to give us piggyback rides well into adulthood.
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The internet allows us to see anything we want in exchange for looking at things we never wanted to see.
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“Rugged good looks” is just a nice way to say a handsome person needs a shower.
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