Finally, comedy on Twitter.
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Memories are what we used to have before looking back at old Facebook posts was an option.
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Don’t call it “drinking on a Tuesday.” Call it “pre-gaming for the weekend.”
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Yahoo announced they’re changing their name to Altaba. They’ve had a rough year, so we decided to help them with so… https://t.co/6tOVlEcH5o
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We know one guy who's pumped for Jeff Sessions. https://t.co/6ifYPUKcJG
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If you never take it off, a sleeping bag counts as pants.
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Whoever said “keep your friends close and your enemies closer” was probably a bad friend.
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If you hate nostalgia now, just wait until that 2016 nostalgia kicks in.
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