@emma

emma

@3mwa

Slightly psychopathic alcoholic who swears too much, eats too much and isn't particularly interesting or talented

Cancun, Mexico

4422 Tweets 913 Followers 362 Followings 913 Followers 50345 Likes


emma

I will miss you forever, rest in peace my dear friend https://t.co/sP5mvNlQRx

I will miss you forever, rest in peace my dear friend https://t.co/sP5...

2 days ago / 1 Retweets / 6 Likes

Deranged doll

Dear life: Whatever , Motherfucker. Whatever.

3 days ago / 15 Retweets / 29 Likes

emma

Chasing delivery cars #TakeOutSongsOrBands

3 days ago / 3 Retweets / 7 Likes

Buck N(aked)

If you had asked for it nicely, I'd give it to you.

3 days ago / 4 Retweets / 5 Likes

emma

Flamming hoes #MakeBoozeNaughty https://t.co/ImHZer2nLV

3 days ago / 1 Retweets / 5 Likes

emma

Why do I keep expecting costumers to be somewhat educated? #SillyQuestionsIWantAnswered

3 days ago / 0 Retweets / 5 Likes

: ᗪiαnα :

why do people call instead of text? #SillyQuestionsIWantAnswered #leavemealone

3 days ago / 10 Retweets / 24 Likes

emma

#ThingsRickAstleyWillGiveUp Saving 15% or more on car insurance https://t.co/ei9cgSSLwj

4 days ago / 9 Retweets / 21 Likes

emma

#3ReasonsToStaySingle Pets give me love Phone makes me laugh Vibrator makes me happy https://t.co/tixgav5reJ

4 days ago / 2 Retweets / 5 Likes

emma

No complaints about the amount of cats, food eaten or money spent on makeup #3ReasonsToStaySingle

4 days ago / 0 Retweets / 3 Likes

emma

#3ReasonsToStaySingle You can You want to Its worth it

4 days ago / 0 Retweets / 6 Likes

Dr. Magnum XXL

Like. RT. Follow. DM. Block. #MyLoveLifeIn5Words @midnight

5 days ago / 2 Retweets / 6 Likes

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