Slightly psychopathic alcoholic who swears too much, eats too much and isn't particularly interesting or talented
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Me going through life https://t.co/UNxFCKwYea
1 hours ago / 0 Retweets / 2 Likes
You're intoxicating. Get the fuck away from me!
22 hours ago / 6 Retweets / 14 Likes
When @-er's and egg AVI's have an unexpected child, an inspirational tweeter is born.
11 days ago / 11 Retweets / 10 Likes
"NOTHING COMPARES!" *sobs* "NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU!" *hysterical crying* *stares at empty burrito wrapper*
1 days ago / 6 Retweets / 11 Likes