@emma

emma

@3mwa

Slightly psychopathic alcoholic who swears too much, eats too much and isn't particularly interesting or talented

Cancun, Mexico

4157 Tweets 874 Followers 312 Followings 874 Followers 48068 Likes


emma

Me going through life https://t.co/UNxFCKwYea

1 hours ago / 0 Retweets / 2 Likes

emma

Our mouse in the middle of the street #RodentiaAMovieOrSong

2 hours ago / 3 Retweets / 10 Likes

emma

#IfYouCouldReadMyMind you'd know I got the green light, I got a little fight, I'm gonna turn this thing around...

2 hours ago / 1 Retweets / 2 Likes

★Lil★Miss★B★

You're intoxicating. Get the fuck away from me!

22 hours ago / 6 Retweets / 14 Likes

DammitBoy

When @-er's and egg AVI's have an unexpected child, an inspirational tweeter is born.

11 days ago / 11 Retweets / 10 Likes

emma

#ItMattersToMeBecause Metallica said it's the only thing that matters

22 hours ago / 3 Retweets / 6 Likes

emma

#IHandleChangeBy throwing it in wish fountains, maybe my wish will come true, or I can just stop carrying coins aro… https://t.co/kzWq1LRKYw

22 hours ago / 1 Retweets / 3 Likes

emma

#ItShouldBeOKtoPunch parents who let their children run around screaming like maniacs indoors

22 hours ago / 0 Retweets / 6 Likes

Howard Roark Laughed

#ItShouldBeOKtoPunch Anyone who tries to start a conversation with you while you're clearly wearing ear buds.

23 hours ago / 2 Retweets / 5 Likes

emma

#IHandleChangeBy going through all stages https://t.co/wguEojZOWT

#IHandleChangeBy going through all stages https://t.co/wguEojZOWT

23 hours ago / 1 Retweets / 2 Likes

emma

If you need and extra kick to get out of bed today, find a reason to be nervous AF, it gives you a lot of energy trust me #MondayMotivation

1 days ago / 0 Retweets / 7 Likes

Ben

"NOTHING COMPARES!" *sobs* "NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU!" *hysterical crying* *stares at empty burrito wrapper*

1 days ago / 6 Retweets / 11 Likes

emma

#TwitterCanBeABit too political, religious & filled with bacon, but I love it

1 days ago / 3 Retweets / 7 Likes

Ramon

#TwitterCanBeABit like having a wedgie in public and finding a way to fix it inconspicuously

1 days ago / 2 Retweets / 3 Likes

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