My only existence is for your amusement, and that is why I'm here with you.
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Do: Accept people for who they are Don't: Except people for who they are
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If you think some of my older puns are crappy, wait'll you get a taste of manure ones
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Now on iTunes, can't u c? https://t.co/8VutfkSeFc
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