@Jim Rutter

Jim Rutter

@jimmyrutter

Clayton-Le-Woods, Chorley

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George Takei

The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel.

15 hours ago / 14386 Retweets / 29857 Likes

Diane N. Sevenay

Barron Trump silently wondered why his father's hand didn't burn upon touching the Bible. #Inauguration https://t.co/8B3JbL68Ap

Barron Trump silently wondered why his father's hand didn't burn upon...

14 hours ago / 55 Retweets / 222 Likes

Elizabeth Windsor

Text from President Trump: "I GOT THE NUCLEAR CODES, I GOT THE NUCLEAR CODES! WHOOP! BOOYA!" Oh Christ. #Inaugurationday

15 hours ago / 1395 Retweets / 2480 Likes

Darth Vader

Building the Death Star will create hundreds of thousands of jobs https://t.co/7PfApP0sw2

Building the Death Star will create hundreds of thousands of jobs http...

17 hours ago / 10227 Retweets / 12545 Likes

Jim Rutter

Make America Great Britain again.

1 days ago / 1 Retweets / 1 Likes

I Am Devloper

Knock knock… *knocks again* “No one’s in…” *walks away* Atom Editor: “Who’s there?”

4 months ago / 554 Retweets / 1201 Likes

Jim Rutter

When you spend all day sorting out someone's laptop and don't even get the words thank you... 😐

6 days ago / 0 Retweets / 0 Likes

Jim Rutter

It's actually a good job that Britain shared intelligence because apparently Trump has none #TrumpPressConference #DumbAsARock

9 days ago / 0 Retweets / 0 Likes

I Am Devloper

10 Things You’ll Find Shocking About Asynchronous Operations: 3. 2. 7. 4. 6. 1. 9. 10. 5. 8.

1 months ago / 6360 Retweets / 8388 Likes

I Am Devloper

Using PHP https://t.co/WR0Zy2V6ZS

29 days ago / 457 Retweets / 1054 Likes

Stephen Fry

She was the brightest, funniest, bravest, kindest, cleverest and sweetest person I ever knew. A crushing blow to lose @carrieffisher

24 days ago / 13311 Retweets / 49803 Likes

Marcella Arguello

Two types of people in this world. https://t.co/CysIQNa5b3

Two types of people in this world. https://t.co/CysIQNa5b3

25 days ago / 13021 Retweets / 24956 Likes

Darth Vader

Dear 2016, It's been a tough year, please don't take Carrie Fisher. Sincerely, Everybody.

28 days ago / 14865 Retweets / 23566 Likes

50 Nerds of Grey

"Say bad things to me," she begged, "Terrible, unforgivable things!" "OK," he said, "Rogue One isn't as good as The Phantom Menace."

1 months ago / 694 Retweets / 1416 Likes

Jim Rutter

"how posh is McDonald's now!" - overheard in McDonald's...

1 months ago / 0 Retweets / 1 Likes

Jim Rutter

Apparently the new five pound notes contain animal fat, but don't worry, you'll be fine if you only eat them as part of a balanced diet

1 months ago / 0 Retweets / 0 Likes

Jim Rutter

13 hour days are much better than 15 hour days

1 months ago / 0 Retweets / 0 Likes

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