@Cubs TV play-by-play announcer. Not a hunter (or gatherer really). I do like to eat however. Opinions are mine & sometimes subject to head-scratching reactions
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Kimmel might be best Oscar host I've seen. Clinical efficiency with quick jokes, moves things along. Not about him. Excellent work.
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I want to buy this, wear it around town running my routine errands, and see exactly how long it takes the police to… https://t.co/r5aKvEv5UF
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We were thinking about shortest off-seasons ever. Nov. 2 final game to Feb. 25 first spring game. Pretty cool...
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instead of lusting after sexy, younger planets, you should appreciate the loving earth that's stuck by your cheating ass this whole time
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My mom has taken me to see The Who, Stevie Nicks, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Dave Matthews, Counting Crows, Ozzfest, an… https://t.co/BULk9Iq2w7
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