@Rick G. Rosner

Rick G. Rosner

@dumbassgenius

World's 2nd-highest IQ. Former Jimmy Kimmel writer. Genius &/or deluded. Overuser of #hashtags. Am I famous enough to sell my memoir yet?

Los Angeles

23621 Tweets 4374323 Followers 1380 Followings 4374323 Followers 60830 Likes


Rick G. Rosner

Hey @HillaryClinton If you headline the #WhiteHouseCorrespondents Dinner, I'll write 250 jokes for you. 5 or 6 of them might even be usable.

2 hours ago / 17 Retweets / 10 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Girl Scouts learn to do good in the world. They don't egg houses, you pusillanimous creep. Keep your slime off of t… https://t.co/UtioZEh0tf

4 hours ago / 17 Retweets / 29 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

#stufftrumpisafraidof* Cellulite Crow's feet Declining footwear sales Being held accountable for betraying an entire gender *Ivanka Trump

4 hours ago / 13 Retweets / 25 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

#BillPaxton, who brought joy to tens of millions, is gone. But Santorum, who just makes things awful, is still here. https://t.co/jS1mVlfIkR

4 hours ago / 14 Retweets / 23 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

How an a-hole computer scientist/hedge fund billionaire made #Trump, #Bannon, #BreitbartNews & #Brexit happen. Sad! https://t.co/ifGstMIICy

4 hours ago / 13 Retweets / 18 Likes

Derf Backderf

Two Enemies of the American People in one! Journalist AND illegal alien! https://t.co/RvMFUCEQ1g

Two Enemies of the American People in one! Journalist AND illegal alie...

5 hours ago / 1198 Retweets / 1726 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

#stufftrumpisafraidof* Frankenstein skeletons big mean dogs mutant brains that choke people Mommy & Daddy naked wre… https://t.co/QzaxWgU4WM

11 hours ago / 15 Retweets / 30 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

White House Correspondents' Dinner isn't for another 9 weeks. Worried it'll conflict w/ your impeachment? Or the wa… https://t.co/dFAgMyMTVh

14 hours ago / 15 Retweets / 27 Likes

Morgan Murphy

You can put Stephen Miller in the backseat of any car and he'll look like he's about to kill everyone in it. https://t.co/EOB16g0u0B

You can put Stephen Miller in the backseat of any car and he'll look l...

16 hours ago / 587 Retweets / 2069 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Oh the old days, when the biggest #immigration issue was #Bieber bringing an unauthorized monkey into Germany. https://t.co/D3Lw4T2QVB

Oh the old days, when the biggest #immigration issue was #Bieber bring...

16 hours ago / 14 Retweets / 33 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Dear #Oscars winners Please keep speeches short. Thank co-workers & loved ones, say "Eff you, #DonaldTrump, you're a monster," & that's it.

22 hours ago / 1 Retweets / 9 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Plans to spend a quiet night at home, not being brutally ridiculed to his pouty face. https://t.co/krx41NDzSC

22 hours ago / 5 Retweets / 26 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

New survey of Presidential historians ranks #Obama as 12th-greatest President ever, greatest since #Reagan.… https://t.co/Tp68mtaBoT

1 days ago / 7 Retweets / 5 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

#FakeNews! We never, ever had a cool, competent President! https://t.co/IJdt95lBTa

#FakeNews! We never, ever had a cool, competent President! https://t.c...

1 days ago / 16 Retweets / 7 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Cast him in a movie or TV show as a badass superspy to drive #Trump insane (like the WW2 plan to drive #Hitler mad… https://t.co/uXdsRZeEY5

1 days ago / 14 Retweets / 5 Likes

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