@Rick G. Rosner

Rick G. Rosner

@dumbassgenius

World's 2nd-highest IQ. Former Jimmy Kimmel writer. Genius &/or deluded. Overuser of #hashtags. Am I famous enough to sell my memoir yet?

Los Angeles

22830 Tweets 4360611 Followers 1348 Followings 4360611 Followers 53206 Likes


Rick G. Rosner

867-5309 Is My Cholesterol Level #GuyFieriSongs @midnight

2 hours ago / 15 Retweets / 35 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Food Vibrations #GuyFieriSongs @midnight

5 hours ago / 15 Retweets / 19 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

#ThanksObama 2,922 days of competent government.

9 hours ago / 11 Retweets / 17 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

#ThanksObama Anagrams Ask Batman, Ho Bath Soak, Man (1st thing Obama does after leaving office) Ham Sank Boat (Ham… https://t.co/WYeyWiDAQc

10 hours ago / 1 Retweets / 3 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

#Trump says "We have the highest IQ of any #Cabinet ever." Yes, if IQ = Icky Qualities Incompletely Qualified Incom… https://t.co/OFMcPgg0al

12 hours ago / 7 Retweets / 20 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

I'm filling mine with barf. #Inauguration https://t.co/BVAidFKcyT

I'm filling mine with barf.
#Inauguration https://t.co/BVAidFKcyT

17 hours ago / 3 Retweets / 15 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

At least Rick Perry has his "I'm a smart person" glasses on. https://t.co/AmuLuksfpg

At least Rick Perry has his 'I'm a smart person' glasses on. https://t...

17 hours ago / 2 Retweets / 12 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

I'm a cat. I'm President Pretty Kitty Cat. Meow! *Does series of slinky cat moves* #MyFirstWordsAsPresident https://t.co/isjby7jMkT

I'm a cat. I'm President Pretty Kitty Cat. Meow!
*Does series of slink...

1 days ago / 8 Retweets / 6 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Until that previous tweet, I'd forgotten that the guy who'll oversee our nukes finished 12th on… https://t.co/g32ZAactZH

1 days ago / 14 Retweets / 11 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

#RickPerry is clueless about the 7,000 nukes he'll babysit as Energy Secretary, but dang it, I got drunk in Austin… https://t.co/WxTCmRk1QI

1 days ago / 14 Retweets / 1 Likes

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