I started Twitter a Beauty Pageant winner wanting 2 help abused women/children &got off track but I'm back fighting w passion The humor Well lighten up already
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2 Ppl I rt all the X but they never rt me "they only like everything" Shame on u & I would say kiss my a.. but Grandma said b polite So Bye
2 hours ago / 1 Retweets / 3 Likes
Is there a tinder for back rubs? No funny business.
3 days ago / 24 Retweets / 78 Likes
This is my fucking apology for using the word fuck so much but with all fucking due respect, fuck you.
16 days ago / 36 Retweets / 60 Likes
All the tellers at my bank are females, that means I can probably rob the whole place with just a spider.
6 months ago / 628 Retweets / 735 Likes
VOTE HERE for this week's TWEETER AWARD
3 days ago / 9 Retweets / 28 Likes
This video of a lizard waving back has made my day omg https://t.co/p3qgSkA2Fs
2 days ago / 4803 Retweets / 7273 Likes
We need more dreamers, and those who welcome the hopeful sleep of possibility.
1 days ago / 34 Retweets / 75 Likes
*Will follow for food*
3 days ago / 21 Retweets / 28 Likes
Her: Do you like role playing? me: https://t.co/viwvxInBre
10 hours ago / 14 Retweets / 32 Likes
😘Only 12 more peeps until I reach ➡️ 3K ⬅️ It's my one yr anniversary on Twitter Yeah pour me a drink bartender 😉
2 hours ago / 1 Retweets / 8 Likes
it's a brand new day losers don't fuck it up
7 hours ago / 47 Retweets / 97 Likes
"Your words give me paws" I think to myself after reading your 15th cat tweet.
5 days ago / 62 Retweets / 81 Likes
If you haven't made a mistake in a while you need to get off the couch.
18 hours ago / 187 Retweets / 287 Likes
But do u like me enough 2 rt like me?
9 hours ago / 13 Retweets / 11 Likes
If you can calm my mind I will give you the world in return.
12 hours ago / 21 Retweets / 29 Likes
Today is the first day of the rest of my (mid) life (crisis).
1 years ago / 230 Retweets / 398 Likes